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(the) Gnorp Apologue

24h 19m played
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Achievements 5/17
29% complete 5 of 17 earned

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

Unlocked 15 Mar 2025

Getting somewhere

Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points

Unlocked 15 Mar 2025

The ground trembles

Reach your first compression event

Unlocked 14 Mar 2025

New beginning

Prestige for the first time

Unlocked 14 Mar 2025

A gnorp is born

Get your first gnorp

Unlocked 14 Mar 2025

Gnorp Slam!

Have 100 slammers

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

Y2K

Have 20 drones die at the same time

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

It didn't deserve this

Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

MY EYES

This is your own fault.