An action-packed roguelite where you must cultivate and defend the last farm in the post-apocalypse wasteland. Farm mutated crops, marry townsfolk, and kill every mutant creature that tries to invade! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫.
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  • Cashew Out


    Have 5,000 cashews.

  • Cashew on the Flipside


    Have 15,000 cashews.

  • New Year Lotus


    Beat Year 1.

  • Golden Gooseberry Flower


    Kill a Golden Goose.

  • Cashew Is King

    Have 30,000 cashews.

  • Timber

    Kill all biome Tree Monsters in one run.

  • Arboreal Deal

    Plant 4 different types of mega tree in one run.

  • Extra Fries

    Harvest 144 potatoes in a 10 seconds span.

  • Beeson D'etre

    Kill 100 beeson in one run.

  • Demi-Decade Orchid

    Beat Year 5.

  • Corpse Flower

    Beat year 10.

  • Retromation's Hoodie

    Beat year 10 with Robusta.

  • Ashes to Ashes

    Burn 150 crops in a single day.

  • Herbicidal Maniac

    Cut 500 weeds in a single day.

  • Dung Beetle

    Have 5000 fertilizer.

  • Helios

    Have 12 fully fertilized Sunflowers at the same time. Large Sunflowers count as 4.

  • Roll Call

    Have 20 different types of large crops.

  • Blast Blossom

    Deliver final blow to a boss with the Megaton Tractor.

  • Bountiful Harvest

    Get max season yield for every season on year 5 or greater.

  • No pain, Only Grain

    Win without taking any damage.

  • Rest in Peas

    Win with only the default Pea Shooter gun.

  • The X-Flowers

    Let 10 animals get abducted in 1 day.

  • Florist

    Harvest 1,600 flowers in a single run.

  • Moonflower

    Kill the moon.

  • 1337

    Kill 6 elite enemies in 1 day without taking damage.

  • Superflowerous

    Earn 6,000 cashews in surplus mode.