Graveyard Keeper

Build and manage a medieval graveyard while facing ethical dilemmas and making questionable decisions. Welcome to Graveyard Keeper, the most inaccurate medieval cemetery sim of the year.
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  • Novice gravedigger


    Buried your first body.

  • Advanced gravedigger


    Buried 10 bodies.

  • First slice


    Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...

  • Not far from the ground


    Dungeon level 5 cleared!

  • Old Astrologer


    Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.

  • Charm itself


    Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.

  • Wealthy merchant


    Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.

  • Holy Inquisition


    Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.

  • Sweetheart Bishop


    Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.

  • Summon a chicken


    Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.

  • Even here


    Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...

  • A perfect gift


    Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!

  • Bridge builder


    Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!

  • Shady Snake


    Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.

  • Shovel master

    Buried 50 bodies.

  • Sashimi master

    Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.

  • His house

    Upgraded the church.

  • His mansion

    Upgraded the church for the second time.

  • A fish a day!

    Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

  • Fish collector

    Caught 10 different types of fish.

  • Ichthyologist

    Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

  • Brutal fisherman

    Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

  • Gold fish

    Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

  • Kitchen boy

    Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.

  • Cook

    Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

  • Chef

    Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

  • Dream dinner

    Made a gold-star dinner.

  • Tastes like home

    Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

  • Apprentice

    Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.

  • Alchemist

    Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.

  • Master alchemist

    Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

  • Health care

    50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

  • MacPlayer

    There can be only one.

  • Scary dungeon depths

    Dungeon level 10 cleared!

  • Nothing underneath

    Dungeon level 15 cleared!

  • Golden pumpkin

    Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

  • Winemaker

    Made a gold-star wine.

  • Side quest

    You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

  • Simple but stylish

    Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

  • Not a hot dog

    Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

  • Match 3

    Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

  • Night watch

    Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!

  • Perfume

    Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.

  • Ideal song

    Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

  • Graveyard Veggies

    Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!

  • On every shelf

    Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!

  • Best seller

    Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

  • Stone fence

    Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.

  • Marble

    Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

  • The Mill

    Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.

  • A book with funny pictures

    Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!

  • Just green points

    Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

  • Just blue points

    Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

  • Just red points

    Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

  • More green points!

    Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

  • More blue points!

    Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

  • More red points!

    Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

  • Back home

  • Prodigal father

  • Two brothers

  • A father and a son

  • He trusted you...

  • Landlord

    Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

  • Talking Skull

    Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

  • Good skull

    Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

  • Well-known skull

    Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

  • Epic skull

    Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

  • Employee of the month

    Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!

  • First party

    Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

  • Open mic

    Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

  • Locking up the sun

    Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

  • Rat race

    Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

  • Best party

    Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

  • Best mic

    Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

  • Best concert

    Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

  • Best race

    Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

  • The show must go on

    Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

  • Forward to the past

    Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.

  • Witnessed him

  • A nation divided

  • Viva la King

  • Read before signing

  • King Gerry

  • An unexpected guest

    Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!

  • Vampires in the Village

    A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.

  • The face of the enemy

    Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

  • To stop an Ancient Curse

    Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

  • One more inquisitor

    Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

  • Blood supplier

    Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

  • Vampires are over

  • Mysterious woman

    Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

  • Spirit summoner

  • Exterminate!

  • Awkward interrogation

    Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

  • Between worlds

  • Lesser evil

    Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

  • Refugees are safe

  • Revolution begins

    It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.

  • Cook of Revolution

    You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!

  • Writer of Revolution

    You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".

  • Ideologist of Revolution

    You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

  • Long live the Revolution

  • Camp

    Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

  • Developed camp

    You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

  • Strengthened camp

    You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

  • Paradise

    Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

  • Raccoon thyroid stew

    The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

  • Beheaded horse

    You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

  • More forest thugs

    You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

  • Strange delivery

    Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

  • A locked ghost from the past

    How could someone not be crazy after all this time?

  • A habitable room

    Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.

  • A lost stained glass window

    It belongs in the church.

  • Long-awaited appreciation

  • The first session of curing therapy

    Start Euric's treatment.

  • A controlled ignition

  • A fortunate gift

  • The second session of curing therapy

    Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

  • Endless sadness

  • The birth of passion

  • A vulnerability for authority

  • The third session of curing therapy

    The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

  • Dissatisfied villagers

    The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

  • Help the villagers

    They should be satisfied. At least for now.

  • Return to the beginning